Tess is up the duff again
(Looks like being number three)
She’s off work sick and slobs at home
Watching Big Brother 2 on DVD
Jude can’t believe it’s really true
Drives 100 yards to Londi’s in the 4×4
Buys 40 Lamberts and an instant barbecue
To piss the tossing weekenders off next door
On Egdon Heath the caravans converge
Past cottages with windows in yellowing UPVC
Lizbie Brown screeches ‘Shut your fucking face!’ at little Tom
For pissing around in Budmouth KFC
Blood drips from the feature beams
Thatch horrendous to insure
Clotted arteries with clotted cream
Black spot blots the roses round the door