• Is writing a novel that will combine the profundity of Freud with the daftness of Firbank
• Eats only overripe peaches and Big Macs and always smells of Escape for Men
• Would rather date an architect than be an architect
• Has never voted but owns two hundred polo shirts in different shades of green
• Knows more famous people than most famous people know
• Falls asleep in restaurants after a long day in bed